About This GameBEHOLD THE KICKMEN started as a silly Twitter joke, and evolved like a beautiful flower into the year's least-exciting and mostly-incorrect Football Simulation. It's football, as seen through the eyes of someone with no understanding of, or interest in, the Laws of Football.Start at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and grind your way up, gruelling match after gruelling match, to become the best at the football that anyone's ever seen, and win the World Cup for your mantelpiece. FEATURES: Kicking, Passing, Tackling, Squad Management and Doing Goals over and over. There's even a full Story mode, crammed with overblown melodrama and inane decisions to be made. TWO WAYS TO PLAY! Hate football? No problem! The entire game can be re-skinned at the flip of a switch into a Dystopian Future Bloodsport! PLEASE NOTE: Kickmen has NO ONLINE MULTIPLAYER and NO LOCAL MULTIPLAYER, it's Single Player ONLY. Please don't buy it thinking it's at all sociable, because it isn't. Why, you ask? Because I wanted to make a Single Player game, I didn't want to make a Multiplayer game. b4d347fde0
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behold the kickmen nintendo switch. behold the kickmen ps4. behold the kickmen. behold the kickmen twitter. behold the kickmen download. behold the kickmen trailer. behold the kickmen switch. behold the kickmen steam. behold the kickmen review Seemed fun at the beginning but got very frustrating quickly. After the initial division, you face some teams that are simply unbeatable. I had a match where tackle worked just 15-20% of times because the other players were so much better than mine and could resist any attack. I might have missed something but my progression seemed not to give enough improvements to give my team a chance. Not really something I would recommend unless you are some kind of masochist.. A game about football, written by someone who doesn't know anything about football and purposely didn't do any research. The concept and some of the writing is straightforward "LOL sportsball" type stuff - you will probably already know if that works for you or not - but the dialogue in the daytime soap opera plotlines (affairs! mysterious deaths! long-lost twins!) that unfold after successful matches is quite witty. PAYDAY 2: Clover Character Pack [FULL]
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